August272014

Ha ha ha, perfect!

(Source: fiestyhysteria, via gimpnelly)

August212014

thescienceoffandom:

Here are some basics on herd immunity, and here is some more technical research if you’re interested in the details! 

Cute cartoon and good (basic) information on zombies. Er, vaccination.

August152014

prokopetz:

Rape is the only crime on the books for which arguing that the temptation to commit it was too clear and obvious to resist is treated as a defence. For every other crime, we call that a confession.

August122014
August82014
wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."
"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."
"But I miss them.”
"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”
"It’s not the same."
"I know. I’m sorry."
"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"
"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."
"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"
"Yeah, that sounds better."
"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"
"I don’t see why not."
"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”
"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."
"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."
"You got it, evolution. Anytime."
Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

Heh heh heh

wtfevolution:

"I miss dinosaurs."

"Evolution, we’ve talked about this."

"But I miss them.”

"You turned them into birds, remember? It was the best you could do, given the circumstances.”

"It’s not the same."

"I know. I’m sorry."

"Can I at least make these cassowaries 50 feet tall?"

"Come on, you know that size didn’t work out so well before."

"Six feet, then? And over 100 pounds?"

"Yeah, that sounds better."

"And can I put weird prehistoric crests on their heads?"

"I don’t see why not."

"And can they slash people’s throats with their dagger claws?”

"Sure, pal, if that would make you feel better."

"I think it would. Thanks for understanding."

"You got it, evolution. Anytime."

Source: Wikimedia Commons / Bjørn Christian Tørrissen

Heh heh heh

August52014
1AM

If It’s Tuesday, This Must Be…

Must…
AH-CHOO!!

Oh, gross.

At least they’ve finished resurfacing the 580 on/off ramp. Maybe I’ll fall asleep.

Eventually.

August42014

[Written On a Monday]

Okay, what’s with this “Happy Monday!” shit? Who started it and why? As Garfield has told us for the last 36 years, Mondays are the worst day of the week (with the exception of Tuesdays after Monday holidays if you have a job where you have to complete all of the work you would have done on Monday by noon).

Worse, in recent years we’ve also become subjected to “Happy Tuesday!” “Happy Wednesday!” and “Happy Thursday!” We already had “Happy Friday!” which at least made some sort of sense in that it was the END of the work week (for most). Was someone afraid the other days of the week were jealous of Friday’s status? Friday even has its own chain of restaurants and a whole bunch of movies. Tuesday has a song, restaurants and one movie. Monday has the catchiest earwig ever.

The best days of the week? No one ever says “Happy Saturday!” or “Happy Sunday!” They sit there taken for granted.

Fuck “Happy Monday!”

August22014

Star Lord

"Steve Englehart has to say that, if he had listed all his creations in order of ‘most likely to star in a movie,’ Star-Lord would have come in dead last."
- Marvel Masterworks: The Avengers vol. 14

July132014

lithiumlollipop:

PLEASE REBLOG AND SHARE THIS POST!

A Pro-Choice counter protest to some douchebags on the streets with big photos of horrible aborted fetuses (Some of which I question…) handing out pamphlets. The said thing is that there are children there. :(

One of the women up there is:

spagka from feministtwins

(Source: ianisacoolname, via antiprolife)

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